March 2012
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So, I read about what Limbaugh recently said (and if you haven’t heard, is some of it. Be warned, it’s crude, crass, and, honestly, gross. Like, they left me with a skeevy, slightly violated feeling after reading them.)
“What does it say about the college co-ed [Sandra] Fluke, who goes before a congressional committee and essentially says she must be paid to have ...
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sometimes, when i see drake on tv, i want yell “get back in your fucking wheel chair!”
and then i feel bad, because if i did i’d probably go to hell.
i am horrible.
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I was thinking about maybe doing some volunteer...
Just because, let’s face it, a good percentage of high schoolers are having sex, and not many really know what they’re doing. People are also starting to have sex younger and younger, and don’t know how to protect themselves from STDs or pregnancy. I think it’s very important that if people are going to be having sex they need to know how their body works, how their...
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That religion mid-term was SO EASY! It was all...
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Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
I wish I could give all of the sad, lonely people...
February 2012
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HAPPY LEAP YEAR EVERYBODY!
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“Although most boys figure out how to bring themselves to orgasm by age thirteen,...”
– Dorian Solot, I Love Female Orgasm: An Extraordinary Orgasm Guide. (via feministhistorian)
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Oh, this this this.
(via debaucherie)
Please can we just teach women how to be happy, proud, and secure with their bodies and sexuality?
(via notscaredjustchanging)
I cannot believe my post has gotten...
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If I ever become a published author, I'm going to...
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Chewbacca/Solo 2012.
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Today I learned that if you put your syptoms into...
Sore throat, head ache, runny nose. WebMD says it could be
The common cold
hay fever
mumps
WEST NILE VIRUS
BIRD FLU
SCARLET FEVER
BRAIN INFECTION
KIDNEY FAILURE
THYROID CANCER
or THE FUCKING BLACK PLAGUE.
Da fuck, WebMD?!
I think it’s most likely just a cold, but if my skin starts to decay, and I begin bleeding out of my ears, I’ll let you know.
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Take all the knowledge and put it inside of my...
I want to learn everything.
The problem is, there is infinite knowledge out there, and we are given an infinitesimal amount of time in this universe (this ever expanding universe, at that) to uncover all the knowledge to be had.
And that is the curse of the humans.
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